If money and time were no object What Place in the World would you like to visit?

Likely why the locals wait till spring approx 2-3 months after the winter solstice before hitting the slopes in earnest. It’s left to the less well researched tourists to take up the mid-winter bookings.

If money was no object I might have a private jet, a personal ski instructor, private chef and importantly crack physio team to help me do a 12 month tour of the worlds best ski slopes and resorts. Given I have trouble getting up after falling over the emphasis may be on the resorts more than the quality of the snow. Something to look forward to short of global warming putting an end to such frivolous indulgence. Extra costs required to offset the carbon footprint of such a journey, although I suspect they are not that reliable a solution.

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I might then appreciate even more a follow up of that offer of a 12 month South Pacific Islands cruise.

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If money and time were no object I fantasise a private jet to an exclusive location in Monaco.

Reality is just as sweet I am about to embark on a 3 month holiday staying on the beautiful Lac du Bourget, in Aix les Bains Riviera des Alpes. A fortuitous meeting has created the opportunity for a house swap. Like many I felt travel deprived during lockdown and somewhat down in mood due to el Nina so this may be the last major O/S trip I do. Revisiting areas of Australia and NZ for the distant future.

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Well where you are staying is just a day trip from Monaco. And since it doesn’t have an airport (Nice is the closest), the luxury limo would do Nicely. :smiley:

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I am with you on this one. For most of my career, I travelled somewhere every week, mostly in Business Class where travelling is a bit easier. Especially at the airport itself where there is a much shorter check-in line for business class and premium frequent flyer club membership flyers. I held a Qantas Platinum frequent flyer membership for more years than I can actually remember. In fact, one Christmas, Qantas send me a handy little pocket TV with the message that they understood how I must be such a busy person that they thought that I might like that gift. Yup! I it was handy to take out on my boat on weekends to watch the evening TV news. :slight_smile:

After retiring 16 years ago, I experienced a sickening feeling every time that I went into an airport, usually to meet family visiting us. A truly sickening feeling! Airports are the pits! As you said, people are treated like cattle at airports.

So I have been on an aeroplane only once in 16 years and am most happy now when I am just digging a hole in my back yard. I cashed in a couple of million frequent flyer points for grocery shopping vouchers after I retired. I am now a bronze frequent flyer with about 400 points and I have no idea where those points came from. it certainly was not from flying.

Also, as a platinum frequent flyer, I had complimentary membership to the Qantas Club at the airports where you get free drinks and food, showers etc. I gave away going into them after a while also as they are always crowded with tired business travellers like myself and are usually located a long way from the departure lounge such that when the flight is called, there is a long walk to trudge in a hurry to get to the plane. I just used to go straight to the departure lounge and usually be the first person on the plane, put my brief case in the overhead locker, strap myself into my window seat and go to sleep while the rest of the passengers queued up for ages to get to their seat.

Flying ain’t much fun, really.

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But it can be?

There is nothing like flying what seems like only 100m or so over outback QLD or NSW in a Short 360 (likely higher per regulations) and watching the cars on the highway below seemingly move faster. Or taking off from a major urban airport (Sydney Kingsford Smith) on an Aeropelican DHC-6 Twin Otter and hugging the coastline at low altitude all the way to Belmont. Or ducking through holes in the clouds into the valleys of PNG. No lounge services and at best basic luggage handling. The third of these experiences is still readily available.

There are adventures to be had with many places in Australia and near by (EG PNG) serviced by smaller airlines and single/twin engined aircraft. Sometimes it’s as much fun getting there as it is to be there.

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We all have different ways of describing fun/adventure. Hanging onto the worn seatbelt in a 2 seater helicopter mustering cattle is also flying, fun optional, fear factor for others. If budget is not a concern many great holiday experiences can be highly personalised with just you and a selected friend or two to share. Better than watching it all unfold in a faux romantic themed unreality TV series, or slugging out in the mangroves competing to be the last one to fail.

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Ha! All that sounds like fun. However, early in my career, circa 1970, I did flights in outback Qld in small planes and did not find that much fun either because of how the up-draughts etc at the low levels would throw the small planes around.

eg flying out of Laura up on Cape York Peninsula back to Cairns in a Bush Pilots’ plane (Norman Brittain Islander???) over the flat topped plateaued mesas in that part of the planet. Looks good. Fun wondering how cattle happened to be roaming on top of those mesas but the flights themselves were as rough as…

At least the big airline jets fly high and only occasionally do you end up with your intestines in your mouth because a rough patch of air gets hit and the plane drops 100m in a second.

Of course, the good parts of those trips were that I got to see remote aboriginal artwork in caves and the like that required getting knowledge of the whereabouts from local people and which are probably off-limits now to the public unless guided by a ranger of some sort.

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Looks like you’re a candidate for Ultra-Luxury Cruises :laughing:

Unless you’re sick of those too (Lucky you) :joy::rofl:

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Wonderful location, what an opportunity. I’ve only been there in winter when I passed through from Chamonix. From memory there are easy train connections to Lyon as well as Geneva. Both have International airports and high speed train connections. Approx 80km and around 60mins to either. Although it is likely something you will have already discovered.

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Hahahaha! :rofl:

The only reason that I would ever go on a boat cruise is to try to learn how the shipping company makes a profit.

You see, every TV advert that I ever see for cruises on those big ships only ever shows, at most, two couples on board the boat. They are either having a drink in an otherwise empty lounge or leaning over a rail on deck all gazing out to sea on a beautiful moonlit night and hinting at romance later that night.

How on earth can they keep those big ships going with just four paying passengers as shown in the TV adverts?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :blush:

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OK, I give up, you’re not interested in visiting any place in the world :laughing:
But, would you be interested in a voyage to visit the planet Mars on one of
Elon Musk’s spaceships? :joy:

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The funny thing is that I have just booked a flight with Rex to a school reunion out to “Woop Woop”. A week ago I wouldn’t have thought this would be happening at all! Really, it is my only option however,and I have high hopes for this gathering of people I literally have not seen for decades.
Wish me luck as I negotiate the airports! :joy:

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Nadi, Fiji. If you want the true white and clear water experience go to Yasawa island but it is 5 hr each way and Aud$240 return by boat. Budget $200 per day per day for spending money. It is not a cheap place to visit.

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Nah! I am sure that the terrain on Mars is no better than on the Nullarbor Plain and I have already been there. The trip across the Nullarbor would be more comfortable also, albeit when I did the trip in 1970, I did blow out the hydrolastic suspension on my Austin 1800 that I did the trip in and had to limp slowly back to Port Augusta to get it fixed and with absolutely no suspension to cushion the road corrugations.

Those sooky grey nomads in their air-conditioned SUVs have it easy these days 'cos I suspect that it is all bitumen all the way. :innocent: In 1970, it was all corrugated dirt roads from Port August until the WA border. Then it was beoooootiful bitumen from then on. In fact, when we reached the bitumen, the Irish backpacker hitchhiker that we picked up on the outskirts of Port Augusta literally got down and kissed the bitumen. :grin:

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OK, no extraterrestrial travel for you :laughing:
But, if you’ll indulge me, I’m determined to get you out of digging holes in your back yard (unless you think you can strike oil) and to get you on a trip which would not only be beautiful but would also be a beautiful life experience and enhance and improve your physical, mental, and spiritual well being.
Remember: money is no object, you would hire a jet and be fresh and relaxed when you arrive at your destination having bypassed all those stressful airports etc etc.
So, close your eyes and please describe the place of your dreams:
…….

Thank you
:laughing::laughing::joy::joy::rofl::rofl:

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Here I am with my eyes closed and typing by memory of where the keys are. :grin:

The place of my dreams is before me.

Lo and behold, it is sitting in my own back yard, wearing my new Akubra “Cattleman” hat, with the warm late winter sun on my back, holding a hose and hosing my newly flowering runuculas, French lavender bushes, native finger lime tree, strawberries and other garden plants watching the myriad visiting lorikeets, turtledoves, noisy mynas, cockatoos, and galahs feeding in the special elevated bird feeder that I have erected for them, whilst a kookaburra has a bath in the tub of clean water that sits under my banana trees and provided for that purpose.

Awesome!!!

As a manager in a large corporation, I have travelled to several major and diverse world cities on business - Washington, London, Hanoi etc, etc - plus the remotest parts of Australia as a young bloke for work in trucks equipped with specialised technical equipment and, on holidays, travelled around Australia by car and up through the centre, including climbing Ayres rock - which is no longer allowable nor is the name. I have lived out in the Mulga (Charleville) for several years and in holiday spots like Hervey Bay and the Gold Coast for a few years plus in the big smoke as I currently do. I could go on and on but there ain’t nothing so wonderful as sitting in my own heavily treed back yard, with the warm sun on my back, wearing my new Akubra “Cattleman” hat and watching the myriad wildlife that visits my home, including a few reptiles like water dragons and blue tongued lizards or watching the comings and goings of the native Aussie stingless bees that live in a couple of hives that I have built for them. This entailed digging some holes to erect their supporting posts, of course. Great joy doing that! :grin:

The question about where someone would like to be, other than where they are, reflects the most humans are never happy with what they have staring at them. How many times did I sit in important corporate meetings in my later career where at least half of the attendees sat on their mobile phones the entire time? They were not really present in the meeting! Or when you go shopping at a major Westfields shopping centre, how many times do you see people walking along, or on an escalator, with their face in their mobile phone? Why did they even leave home that morning? They could have done that at home!

Nah! Find happiness where you are now. I am extremely happy in my own back yard.

Mind you, I did watch a terrific documentary on Iceland last week and found that fascinating. Y’see, go to any large city around the world and so much of what you see in the CBD is the same in every major city in the world. Seeing McDonald’s cafes everywhere is the ultimate testimony to that. Iceland looks decidedly different though. I must watch some more Youtubes about Iceland. Don’t want to go there, though!

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Even Maccas around the world can be adventure. As I mentioned in a previous post, my travels in Canada, once in Quebec province, this is on the menu.

And if in Iceland, Hákarl is a must try. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Yes, hurrah to Google, I have day trips planned and short journeys targeted.

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I can recall being pleasantly surprised in Canada in 1991 when I saw that milk was one of the options on the drinks section of the menu.

And every Maccas in Japan lists ‘Smile’ on the menu for a cost of 0 yen.

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I went to Antarctica in 2005 (via Ushaia), and would love to do another trip that includes the Falklands, South Georgia Island, etc.

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