Glad it was of a least some humour for you 
Always good to put a more serious message with some lightheartedness in it in the posts. The recording is on their Facebook page if you want to listen to it but I wished I had been a fly on the wall for that one.
I hope your troubles lessen rapidly, I am sure it has been a very difficult time for you to say the least. I have also in a previous post in a topic noted that it was possible to get a “Certificate” from the Australian Govt if you have been the victim of ID theft and it has impacted your Commonwealth dealings
