Lost in Translation: Safety Labels barely intelligible

Labels on the gas struts on an Aluminium tool box:
“High Voltage Product Please Do Not Decompose”

My translation: High Pressure Product Please Do Not Disassemble

I’ve got an instruction booklet for a Chinese portable oven somewhere, the ‘Human of Edible’ book, it has some classics, which I’ll post when I locate it.

Has anyone else come across any that make you laugh?