You sound quite turned off by the experience, but I wouldn’t want to be left totally in the dark. (I realise there are readers who take a dim view of puns, and should also apologise if I have LED this discussion astray - there’s always one bright spark…)
On a more serious note (B♭), I must admit to some brief puzzlement when reading those test scores. The worst-performing bulb has a “failure score” of 0%, which the review goes on to clarify means most of the samples failed. Normally, one would expect a failure score of 100% to be A Bad Thing - but not here. Is this perhaps an area where Choice can consider the way it presents some of the results? That is, instead of a failure score would readers better understand a failure rate? Maybe a ‘lasted the test’ score?
In the same review, it refers to “Efficiency at 13,800 hours” in lm/W. This is presumably the correct terminology, and there is a pop-up information box to tell me a little more about what it means, but could this kind of information be presented as a proportion of claimed efficiency - or initial efficiency - or… some other way that means I don’t have to read the manual?
Thirdly (I’m sorry - I just keep noticing these. I’m not looking for them!), in the title of each reviewed globe you state its wattage. Example: “12W wattage”. Please feel free to tell me what the W stands for if not watt. If watt, then why ‘wattage’? (Boy, those two sentences were fun to read back.) There appears to be some redundancy here.
Finally (still on the same review - this time on the top performer), am I correct in understanding that this was brighter than claimed by the manufacturer? That is (from the review):
Claimed light output (lm) 1055
Measured light output after 100 hours (lm) 1160
Measured light output after 13,800 hours (lm) 1102
So at both measured points, it was brighter than claimed? Does Choice consider this a good thing, or a bad thing?
This of course would be a problem, although I am not familiar with the story regarding incandescent globes - it is more something I have heard said of nylon stockings. Source?
The other thing I would say about potential racketeering/cartels is that I suspect there are far too many LED manufacturers now for this to occur; they’re not like some of the more complex electronics, where only a few companies have the capability.
This is something printer manufacturers have been trying to do with that most expensive substance on Earth - ink - and so far the backlash has been loud enough to stop it. I will leave my view of ‘free’ ‘trade’ ‘agreements’ (yes, that formatting is deliberate) for another time.
And don’t forget that the movie industry has been relying upon encryption since the early days of VHS vs. Betamax and on into ‘regional encoding’ for DVDs and BluRay; hasn’t really helped it much either. The encryption has to be performed locally, and so can and will be broken - regardless of outdated laws. The same would be true of light bulbs.