It might be enough to call out alternate health and well being practices as having little real science in support. But if it makes you feel good about yourself, perhaps it is one way to help stimulate the economy. No real harm done and a bit of social fun?
The following is also an excuse to splash out some cash. The aptly named ‘Healy’ delivers healing therapy, supposedly. It’s programable to treat a wide range of conditions.
Perhaps not worthy of a shonky, but at $240 for a 3 day hire, (they can also be purchased) it seems like more than just a bit of playful fun. The source of supply I’ve linked is most keen to get you through the door and book a session to try one out in person.
An unauthorised source took a serious look at the device:
Healy devices are claimed to help a wide spectrum of health problems. Their use is based on notions that may sound scientific but lack real scientific support. The FDA has cleared Healy devices for sale in the United States for temporary relief of pain, but claims made for them go far beyond what the clearance allows. Healy’s marketers even admit that there is no scientific proof that they work as advertised.
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How did I become aware of the existence of such devices? Witchcraft is more widely practiced than us mere males or Shakespeare imagined. Overheard in a discussion around the cauldron.
It reads much like a portable TENS machine. From quackwatch
It supposedly interacts with the body through electrodes that are worn on the wrist, clipped to the ear, or temporarily attached to the skin with adhesive.
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In which instance they can be very readily purchased for around the $100 price point including from many chemists.
Although the Healy provides according to it’s promoters the following special abilities,
Activation of the body’s bioenergetic defense system.
Bioenergetic calming of the mucous membranes
Bioenergetic balancing to help relieve allergic reactions
Bioenergetic balancing of visual ability, the hormonal system, the nervous system
Bioenergetic stimulation of the body’s energy supply, cell metabolism, mental clarity, the reproductive organs, the body’s excretory processes, the follicles, and the nail bed
Bioenergetic regulation of thyroid function and hormonal balance
Bioenergetic promotion of liver metabolism, toxin transport, the lymphatic system, and the beta state
Energetically balancing the immune system in cases of infections
Bioenergetic optimization of lung function,
Bioenergetic reduction of tensions
Balancing energetic interference fields in scars
Supports inner balance . . . to aid recovery from nicotine addiction.
Regulation of bladder energy control
Stimulation of the energy field of the spleen and pancreas
Tempted, although I think I preferred @draughtrider more pragmatic assessment and suggested cure.
As with many wines the story on the label imparts significant value. The less the story has to do with the wine in the bottle the more value has been added.
I’ve had offers of Reiki conducted over the phone. Perhaps this will evolve to the same level, where they can store all the equipment, and then do you remotely. This would totally eliminate all the inconvenience of having to do carry or attach anything. All you would have to do is pay the regular installments conveniently set up for you. Obviously there would be a considerable cost to providing such a convenient physical spacing compliant therapy.
[Edit: to obviate any confusion, this was an attempt at sarcasm, except for the offer of remote Reiki which did happen.]
Tempted, although I think I preferred 
