Christmas is for merchandising, fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la lah.
A truly wondrous collection specially curated for you!
Do you sweat at night? Are your feet full of toxins? What about those toilet germs on your toothbrush? Do you feel the lack of a yellow hand-grenade in your wash? What about a little white box that will keep shonky repairmen away from your car?
How long since you had Bioelectric Impedance Analysis of your body? Never! I thought as much. Will turning 100 year old tricks cure your migraine? Can’t afford a pressure washer, just get the right hose nozzle and you won’t need one regardless of water pressure. What about a device that kills 100% of mosquitoes, surely somebody you know needs it?
There might be some of these devices that actually do something useful. I am pretty sure the majority are just junk that do nothing but take your money.
