"If it's advertising, in the bin it's diving"? Nope, inadequate rhyme-age.
If you advertise
I must advise
that all your lies
(which I despise)
with other failing merchandise
at the county dump.
It's always the end that gets me!
"You want my money, don't leave junk mail sonny."
How about some Dirty Harry?
"Don't leave your junk, you lousy punk!"
Perhaps channel a bit of Arnie?
"Hasta la vista, postie!"
It can only get worse if you encourage me!
Edit: I forgot to mention that in writing this post I discovered an absolutely awful website that claims to find rhymes - Rhymebrain is an incredible, almost-good rhymefinder!