Christmas food fails

First Christmas with my in-laws to be, each visitor bringing a contribution to our house in Sydney. 6 weeks prior, MiL brings home-made pudding from Canberra, wrapped in a nice cloth. House is full of stuff and kitchen is small, so I suggest it goes in a cupboard. Maybe she doesn’t hear?

On Christmas day, MiL asks whether I have the pudding “ready”… hmmm? I guess she thinks I know how to prepare it? Turns out it needs to be steamed to heat through! I pull it out of the cupboard, in it’s lovely cloth, but it turns out there’s a layer of plastic and inside that the pudding has gone mouldy.

We scrape off the surface, rewrap it and stick in a pot of boiling water to heat through. It’s not very big any more!
But it tastes fine with some custard and “hard sauce” which I also didn’t know how to make.

I was the unimpressive potential daughter-in-law that year and it took some time for her to forgive me.

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For guests I was baking four bream that’d been marinated in soy and ginger.

Tested one of them before removing and it was fine.

After serving it emerged that the two inside fish in the tray hadn’t cooked. Woops.

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I gave up on anything piggy a long time ago, partly because of the gluttony at Christmas. It doesn’t stop it of course!

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Food fails are live now, thanks for adding your stories :+1:

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Wow. Some of us received “honourable mentions” in the Choice article.

Perhaps a special run-off vote for a free plum pudding?

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I remember my mother sweating over a wood stove on Christmas day to cook the traditional meal. People felt quite daring when they started rebelling against the hot roast with trimmings, the boiled pudding, hot custard etc. As kids the best part for us, aside from presents, was watermelon and going to the beach (at Coolum).

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Mum rebelled, eventually… she still made Christmas pud and cake, but the meal switched from a roast to a ham and chicken salad. I still prefer that

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Someone requested a test on this on our social media channels. Not sure our testers will be keen…

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I think they would have to be “GAME” to give it a go.

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Wow. It actually makes macca’s look good.

And they now even have a vegan version.

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Reminds me of the WillyWonka product! A flavour for each layer.